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The Walking Dead Funny Moments

1. “You see eleven condoms, I see eleven minutes of my life I’m not getting back.” —Maggie

2. “There’s walkers in the barn and Lori’s pregnant.” —Glenn

3. Shane: Why would you risk your life for a douche bag like Merle Dixon?
Daryl: Hey, choose your words more carefully.
Shane: No, I did. Douche bag’s what I meant.

4. “Next time I need a radiator hose, I’ll give you a call!”

5. Glenn: You’re surrounded by walkers, that’s the bad news.
Rick: There’s good news?
Glenn: No.

6. “Well, look on the bright side; it’ll be the fall that kills us. I’m a glass half full kind of guy.” - Glenn

7. “If bad ideas were in the olympics, this’d take the gold.” - Glenn

8. “Oh yeah, then screw you twice…” — Merle

9. “Hey dumbass. Cozy in there?” - Glenn

10. Rick: Just think about something nice. Like puppies and kittens.
T-Dog: Dead puppies and kittens…

11. Lori: You are a doctor?
Hershel: Yes, ma’am of course. A vet.
Lori: A veteran? A combat vet?
Hershel: A veterinarian.

12. The season two finale, where Daryl says something like “I knew it must’ve been an Asian driving.”

13. In season three, where Merle and the scientist and everyone catch that walker and someone says, “It’s almost as ugly as you!”

14. Daryl’s story in season one about having to wipe his ass with poison ivy.

15. Daryl: Look at him. Hanging up there like a big piñata. The other geeks came and ate all the flesh off his legs.
Andrea: I thought we were changing the subject.
Daryl: Call that payback for laughing about my itchy ass.

16. “Next time let the cracka beat his ass.”

17. “Aw man, don’t give me any of that gangsta shit.”

I know I’m forgetting some. Reblog and add to the list if you have more. :U
And some of these weren’t really that funny but I thought they were a little humorous.


EDIT:

18. Where Merle asks the Governor what happened to his eye, and the Governor just looks at him, completely pissed off because Merle lied about killing Michonne. I laughed so hard.

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